The Wandering Newfie

A Newfie's a Newfie wherever he goes It don't seem to matter the cut of his clothes The gleam in his eyes and the way that he walks And the true Newfie tone in the way that he talks!! I'M STILL JUST A NEWFIE IN A CALGARY HAT!! Leave me a Message! HUGZ!!

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Smart Newfie

Smitty left Newfoundland and moved to Toronto and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The following day, the farmer drove up and said, "I'm sorry, but I have some bad news... the donkey died last night." "Well, den" said Smitty, "Jus' give my money back, yeah." "I can't do that sir, I went and spent it already." OK, den. Jus' unload dat donkey." "What are you gonna do with him?" "I'm gon' to raffle him off." "You can't raffle a dead donkey, you dumb Newfie!" "Well dats where you wrong.
You wait you an' you learn how smart we Newfie's are!" A month later the farmer ran into the Newfie and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?" "I raffled dat donkey off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made $998." "Didn't anyone complain?" "Just dat guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."

Monday, June 26, 2006

Random Thought

I was thinking earlier........yes I know that is dangerous but well it still happens.......about what makes "home"~ 'HOME'.

Is it the atmosphere?? The Smell?? Family?? The memories?? The Loss?? The weather?? or is it all of these things combined.

Lets anyalize:

Atmosphere: Friendly people who actually know you in a place that you know like the back of your hand.
Smell: Salt sea air.....ahhhhhhhh
Family: That goes withoutsaying...what is home without family?It isn't!!!
Memories: Fond things that make you grin....like playing with your best friend on the playground or sitting with Dad reading!
Loss: Loved ones that leave us far to early.
Weather: Damed fog....who can miss that??????? Well........I can....thats who.

Personally I think it is all of these things rolled into one! Plus a whole lot more!!!
Add in a few parties and some illegal drinking and a stolen kiss here and there......You got home!!!!
LMAO

Thursday, June 08, 2006

Some People!

Some people are like Slinkies...

Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Sunday, June 04, 2006

Saturday, June 03, 2006

Meet.............NEWF!!!!

This is Newf....the newest addition to the Warren Family!
He is a toy Chihuahua. Will only get to about 3lbs Fully Grown!!
Cute huh??? lol

Friday, June 02, 2006

Joke of the Day!!!

Four women were driving across the country.
Each one was from a different place, P.E.I, BC,
Alberta and
Newfoundland.
Shortly after the trip began, the woman from P.E.I
started
pulling
potatoes from her bag
and throwing them out of the window.
"What the heck are you doing?" demanded the girl from
BC.
"We have so many of these darn things in PEI, I'm just
sick
of
looking
at them!"
A moment later, the gal from BC began pulling apples
from
her
bag and
tossing them from the window.
"What are you doing that for?" asked the gal from
Newfoundland.
"We have so many of these things in BC, I am just sick
of
looking at
them!"
Inspired, the gal from Alberta opened the car door and
pushed
the
Newfoundlander out.

Hey Stalker Friend...NOT!!!!

Get a damed LIFE would ya!!! Shiettt!! Make me cuss on such a beautiful freakin day!

Put on your Big Girl Panties and GET OVER IT!!!

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