The Wandering Newfie

A Newfie's a Newfie wherever he goes It don't seem to matter the cut of his clothes The gleam in his eyes and the way that he walks And the true Newfie tone in the way that he talks!! I'M STILL JUST A NEWFIE IN A CALGARY HAT!! Leave me a Message! HUGZ!!

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Best Damed Newfie Joke EVER!!!

A woman sitting in a restaurant in St John's, Newfoundland, suddenlybegan to cough while eating a giant lobster.After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two men, Bob and Bill, sitting at the next table turned to look at her."Kin ya swaller'? asked Bob.The woman signaled 'No', desperately shaking her head. "Kin ya breathe?" asked Bill.The woman, beginning to turn a bit blue, shook her head 'No.'With that, Bob walked over to her, lifted up the back of her skirt, yanked down her panties, and slowly ran his tongue up and down the woman's butt.This shocked the woman and she went into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.Bob swaggered back over to his table and proudly took another drink of his beer. Bill said in admiration, toasting Bob "Ya know boy, I'd heard of dat dereHind Lick Maneuver, but I ain't never seen nobody do it."

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Karen Bodkin said.: ROFL!! Good one!!!!; 8:26 AM

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