The Wandering Newfie

A Newfie's a Newfie wherever he goes It don't seem to matter the cut of his clothes The gleam in his eyes and the way that he walks And the true Newfie tone in the way that he talks!! I'M STILL JUST A NEWFIE IN A CALGARY HAT!! Leave me a Message! HUGZ!!

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Overcomming Shyness!!

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your
doctor or pharmacist about Tequila®.
Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and more
confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila® can
help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the
world that you're ready and willing to do just about
anything.

You will notice the benefits of Tequila® almost
immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can
overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the
life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and
you will discover many talents you never knew you had.
Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila®.

Tequila® may not be right for everyone. Women who are
pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila®. However,
women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are
encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting,
incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control,
loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity,
delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache,
dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and
play all night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and
Naked Twister.
Tequila®.... Leave Shyness Behind!!!!

2 Comments:

SallyD said.: OMG!!! So Penny are you trying to tell us something?? LMAO....Thank goodness I'm not shy!!; 11:59 AM
Jess Riley said.: Very cute. :-) I myself enjoy Shiraz®. But I have tried Tequila®.; 2:55 PM

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